A dying millennial whimper defined
the summer of '99.
At the very ass end of America,
where the love boaters queuing in line
showed a hangman's grace,
side-stepping the bums,
and debris that collects where bums dine.
Hey, our bombers are blitzen in Kosovo
and CNN says America's doin' fine!

Building new housing for people of color
with guard dogs to keep 'em in line.
Fluffing the market with Amazon suckers
for the fast-track new global design.
Welfare deform and NAFTA
went down like an intern on wine.
The president dodged an impeachment.
So CNN says America's doin' fine...