Somebody shittin’ in me yard.
Heard it gurglin’ in me slumber.
Found a little sample of the dna,
‘neath the rocks the toxins ooze under.

Laboratory say it’s me neighbor’s shit,
like poisoned me poor dead brudder.
Got ‘im with the slurry of a toxic tank.
Left me mama with a tainted udder!

He always shittin’ in me yard.
Me yard in a freedom nation!
He put it in me backside hard,
since the dawn of civilization.
But me neighbor has a citizen’s pardon.
Me neighbor is a corporation!