Lightning Rods for Satan

Cause & Effect

Sans Culottes

Infinite Monkey Logic

States of Consciousness

Electro Convusive Therapy

Cyberian Goo Log



Beware the Chinese Junk

The Chinese Junk Sails On

Gender Revolution

The Hierarchy of Need

Dignity Dog

Whiff of Heisenberg

Genesis Ebbs

Exodus Flows

Latitude & Longitude

Solstice & Equinox

Relax Bonzo

Schedule of Truth


Infinite monkeys in infinite time

make infinite monkey spew;

including all words of the Bard in rhyme

in Coptic or Modern Bantu.

Infinite monkey business hours

(in spite of a few banana fights)

yield digital laptops solarly powered

with infinite gigga and nanobytes.

Mendelian peas in mammalian pods

seem so touchingly sentimental,

with their miracle prayers at irrational odds

for a Hand both impure and ungentle;

infinite surely the jest of our gods

to make beauty seem so accidental.